This Monday, Nature Boy had to take the Ubergoober to his flute lesson and I told him under no circumstances was he to stay in his truck during the lesson. He would have to go in with Goober and be a good father. So he did. When I got home from symphony rehearsal, I asked how things went.
"Goober's flute teacher is just a little guy," he said. "I could just pick him up, turn him upside down and shake the change out of his pockets."